Portal log · open
One gamer.
Endless portals.
I'm portalboy. I jump into survival, strategy and sci-fi worlds — Palworld, Enshrouded, Satisfactory, Stellaris, Helldivers, Starfield and whatever opens next. This is where the clips, screenshots, tips and “buy it now, it’s 70% off” moments land.
What's through the door
Four doors, zero paywalls. Built for fun, not for the algorithm.
Game portals
One page per world: hard-earned tips, my clips, and community videos that carry harder than I do.
OpenMy videos
Casual runs and “what if I do this” experiments, auto-pulled from my YouTube channel.
OpenDeals & updates
Robots watch Steam prices and patch notes so my wallet never gets ambushed. Much.
OpenScreenshots
Bases, sunsets, and the exact frame everything went horribly wrong.
OpenPortals I'm in right now
What I actually played lately
Pulled straight from Steam. Receipts, not vibes.
Latest clips from the void
All videos![Battlefield Bad Company 2 • All Cutscenes, Full Movie Cinematics [4K HDR] No Commentary](https://i4.ytimg.com/vi/3UWZk2GJBcs/hqdefault.jpg)
Wallet warnings & patch notes
Full feedHelldivers II — Звезда "Ричера" Алан Ричсон может сыграть главную роль в экранизации Helldivers от Sony
This update is not for the game itself, but discusses a potential Helldivers movie adaptation. Alan Ritchson is reportedly in talks to star, and Justin Lin is attached to direct.
Ends 11/3/2026
Battlefield 6 — 1.4.3.1 Known Issues and Status Roundup - September 18
Proximity chat remains disabled for the weekend while issues are investigated. Matchmaking in REDSEC has stabilized and missing weapon attachments are only an issue in the Firing Range.
Ends 11/3/2026
Valheim — Patch 1.0.15
This update fixes an issue that caused duplicated terrain and performance problems for some players, though visual seams might appear that can be removed by interacting with the terrain. It also clarifies that cheated items and lost item levels will be addressed in future patches or through backup restoration.
Ends 11/2/2026
Guides I wrote after dying
All guides
Satisfactoryguide
The main bus layout that saved my factory
The main bus is the difference between a factory you can expand and a factory you delete at 40 hours. Here is the spacing, the lift layout and the mistakes that cost me an entire save.
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Stellarisguide
A reliable Stellaris opening
The first 30 years of a Stellaris game decide the next 200. Here is the opening build order, survey priorities and early-war rules I use to snowball instead of stalling.
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Palworldguide
Palworld breeding basics that actually matter
Breeding in Palworld is a slot machine you can rig. Here is the cake-to-egg pipeline I use, plus the passive-skill stacking that turns a random pal into a proper workhorse.
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